(Cracking Heads & Tearing out Nails in The Backstreets of Tokyo in ’92.)
Powerful technique comes through years of striving. Ki or universal energy comes through years of learning how to be natural and learning how to accomplish without striving. But the primal power of bakachikara, while residing in all of us, only arises in those who have truly mastered Ki and can act without limiting thought.
The following is a true account of bakachikara (literally ‘foolpower’) in action. I can vouch for its authenticity, as it was something that happened to me, and I share it with you in all humility, so that you might glean some insight into how I accomplished it. However, you will need to practise bakachikara for yourself if you want to truly appreciate its power. Note: I take no responsibility for the results you achieve.
Here is my tale:
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Sharing that old, ramshackle house in the south of Tokyo with five other gaijin was a golden era in my life. We were a bunch of typical twenty-something ex-pats come to Japan back at the beginning of the nineties. Everyone worked one or two jobs; teaching English, working in bars, doing the odd photo shoot – these attracted good rates and, if one were happy to put up with shoddy housing, one could use the money for carefree fun and adventure.
However, my primary reason for living in Japan was to train in Aikido under my hero, Master Koichi Tohei, founder of Shin Shin Toitsu Aikido and author of “Aikido in Daily Life” (now “Ki in Daily Life”). I had found this book hidden in the depths of the Australian National Library a year before and it had taken my Aikido practice from a fledgling hobby to a sacred passion.
Tohei Sensei’s dojo was in Ushigome, in Shinjuku ward, one of the bustling mega-centres of Tokyo and three times a week I would attend early morning classes, which began at 6:30. In order to get there in time, I would need to arise at 5, ride two, sometimes three trains for about an hour and then run from the station.
Since I arrived home late at night after teaching, I didn’t get my ideal hours of sleep and so the first five minutes of Aikido days were spent in a half-sleeping state.
However, Tohei’s book advised that young people should wake up thoroughly with a practice known as misogi, leading me to douse myself religiously with buckets of cold water upon awakening. Sure enough, misogi invigorates both mind and body, not just through the sudden, inescapable icy drenching, but through the sheer act of consciously preparing to torture oneself after a snug sleep in a futon.
This particular morning began with the usual persistent pii-pii-pii of the alarm, and I fumbled in the dark for the clock button. My actions were still heavy and dull and there was an impulse to crawl back into the sleepy snugness of my futon. No. There was not a minute to waste and I went through the carefully timed, habitual motions that would guarantee I would be just in time for the train.
In the soft, serene glow of dawn I stripped and wrapped a towel about my waist.
Not entirely coordinated yet, I shambled out of my room, sliding the rattly, glass door slowly, so as not to wake Rachel and Elizabeth in the other ground floor rooms.
5:01 and I picked my way through the living room. There were the familiar dim outlines of the monster TV box and old sofa suite in slight disarray from the night before.
“Duck your head,” I reminded myself as I went through the door to the kitchen, an older part of the house, built in a previous era, when the Japanese had been a much shorter race.
The ceiling here was only about 5 and a half foot high. We taller gaijin had to stoop and were always complaining of crooks in our necks.
Beyond the kitchen stretched a long, narrow hallway where we often stood, waiting while our food cooked, as the ceiling there returned to normal height and offered vertical relief.
At the end of the dim hallway lay our tiny, shared bathroom – the site for my morning ritual.
Pausing at the beginning of the hallway, I imagined energy streaking outwards from my Center in a sphere that grew bigger, bigger, BIGGER! My mind grew deeply calm and my natural inclination to skip the misogi was replaced by a conscious, solid determination to face whatever might come.
Totally relaxed, I then strode with a warrior’s purpose through the gloom towards the bathroom.
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Unfortunately, on that day, I forgot something very important about the hallway.
About halfway down it, there was an enigmatic 2”x2” wooden strut spanning across the hallway at the height of the kitchen ceiling. In other words, just above my brow line.
The house shook with a biblical boom, as I, having completely forgotten about this structural peculiarity, strode fully into the strut with my forehead. But, instead of being knocked out with a gashed brow, the force of my unified stride tore the strut out of the two walls and after flying a short distance, it clattered to the wooden floor.
Surprised by the sudden boom I stood still, wondering what had happened. The swift crack to my forehead made me instinctively rub my brow. Then I noticed the strut lying before me. Realising what I had just done, I couldn’t believe that there was no blood or even pain. I seriously began to suspect that I must have actually already (seemlessly) crossed over to the other side.
I stooped down and picked up the veritable club, and saw it had been anchored in the walls with a pair of nails protruding three inches either end!
I just stood there in amazed disbelief, strut in my hand. I heard various bedroom doors being flung open and seconds later, all of my housemates poured into the hallway in their undies and pyjamas. They saw the strut in my hand and asked me how and why the hell I knocked it out. Someone thought that the noise had been a tremor!
I mumbled something in surreal reply, still incredulous myself. I think that in the dawn’s half-light, none of us could quite comprehend that the well-known killer strut had been dislodged by a 65 kg young man’s forehead while bumbling to the shower. In any case, it was too odd for contemplation at that hour, so they all shrugged and went back to their bedrooms, although Rachel and Elizabeth looked me over first to see if I were truly okay.
What did I do then? I had that cold shower and ran extra fast to the station to make up lost time!
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It just goes to show that most attacks really do occur in the home. Furthermore, to survive a vicious, sudden assault, it is paramount to be unified in mind and body at all times, because you may not even have a chance to use techniques.
If you too, would like to learn how to disable architecture with your bare head and feel no pain, then you may be interested in learning how to unify mind and body with Geisner Sensei. Moreover, you may prefer to learn the more delicate art of “ukemi” or how to receive attacks without injury., which Sensei has been working on since this incident.
If you do not live within range of his Melbourne dojo, please stay in contact with him at “Suburban Sensei” or “Aikido Melbourne” on Facebook.